Exchange from Babylon 5:
Mr. Morden: What do YOU want?
Ambassador Vir Cotto: I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this.
<waves>
Ambassador Vir Cotto: Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
u all with big, nasty, pointy teeth!"
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Arthur Carlson: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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See ya
Tony
From Dead Like Me:
[Scene: A busy Post Office with many people standing in line. Rube is one of the patient people waiting their turn. A woman enters, sees an acquaintance towards the front of one line, and moves in line next to her.]
Rube: I have a question for you... Is everyone in this line an a$$hole?
Woman: Excuse me?
Rube: Is everyone you just cut in front of an a$$hole?
Woman: No.
Rube: So it's just you then?
Woman: I have children in the car.
Rube: I have a cake in the oven.
[He points around to other people.]
Rube: He's got three minutes left on the meter. And she's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line.
[pause]
And don't use your children like that - it's shameful.
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