Give Paul something to do

[Rey]

paul i need you to take my place for today at work. really don't feel like being here today:rant:

 

[riffjim4069]

I don't a lot of time in the chit-chat forum, but my parents in SE Michigan need a room or two painted and a little help with their basement sump-pump.

 

[Ramy]

I need a new roof.

 

[cybok0]

Paul I need someone to come over, hang out, play Xbox and drink beer.

 

[vurbano]

I said socks, are socks underwear?

yes by definition you wear them "under" your shoes and pants. Therefore they are "under" wear.

 

[Ronnie-]

Paul I need someone to come over, hang out, play Xbox and drink beer.

Me too! lol

I am off today and tomorrow, but I guess paul is going to be busy at Reys job

 

[cybok0]

Me too! lol

I am off today and tomorrow, but I guess paul is going to be busy at Reys job

Lucky.:rant:

 

[Rey]

Me too! lol

I am off today and tomorrow, but I guess paul is going to be busy at Reys job

You bet ya

 

[Rey]

I don't a lot of time in the chit-chat forum, but my parents in SE Michigan need a room or two painted and a little help with their basement sump-pump.

I need a new roof.

Paul I need someone to come over, hang out, play Xbox and drink beer.

keep'em coming guys!

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Paul I need someone to come over, hang out, play Xbox and drink beer.

Now there's something I can wrap my "free" time around!

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Okay, Paul. Here is a list of things I did today. Mowed, fixed the weed eater again, weed eated, raked up all the weeds, swept the sidewalks and porches, washed dishes, made supper (with HIFI), and gave the kids a bath.

Tomorrow, I don't want to do anything, so I need you to do the two loads of laundry sitting in the basement. That is the one thing I hate. I will take out all the socks and undies, if you could just fly down here and get my laundry done. I would so owe you one! And maybe a back rub, cuz Colby doesn't like to walk on my back anymore.

The first paragraph sounds like a normal day for me. The second one - well lets just say that my wife wont let me do our laundry. Something about separating, bleach, too much heat in the dryer, etc....

Btw, I weigh 200 lbs., maybe you won't want me walking on your back. Sure could use that myself right now.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

I need a new roof.

Sorry, only one roof per year, and I promised my friend Wile E. I would help him with a new roof and siding for his garage.

Also, I do windows, but apparently not very well. My wife won't let me do those either.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

paul i need you to take my place for today at work. really don't feel like being here today:rant:

Too late for today, but I'll do your job for a week in exchange for airfare to Miami. I need a room too. Can't guarantee the job will still be yours after the week is up. I'm good. But I will put in a good word for you as soon as we have another opening. After all that's what friends do!

 

[Paul Wozniak]

This stuff is too funny!

 

[Ronnie-]

Paul, I need you to come dig a big hole then figure out how to full it back in.
wait, I know someone better for the job....

 

[cybok0]

Paul, I need you to come dig a big hole then figure out how to full it back in.
wait, I know someone better for the job....

Sounds like the job fizzled.

 

[cybok0]

Paul I need you to watch my daughter so Msmith and myself can play Halo.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Paul, I need you to come dig a big hole then figure out how to full it back in.
wait, I know someone better for the job....

Sounds like the job fizzled.

ROFLMAO! Coffee all over my screen and my daughter. Got to go find her some new clothes.

I'm good at digging holes. Dug a pretty good one for myself over that the last couple of years. I also worked for a foundation company until I got to be too old for the work. Also i dug that hole I'm looking out of in my avatar.

 

[Ronnie-]

Paul I need you to watch my daughter so Msmith and myself can play Halo.

Mine too, and while you are at it, make me a sandwich

 

[cybok0]

Mine too, and while you are at it, make me a sandwich

Make that two, Salami, Swiss cheese and tomatoes with Hellmans, no Miracle whip.

Plus go get a case of beer.