FTA means Free To Air. All unencrypted channels via satellite. If you're living in Europe just turn your dish on ASTRA 19.2°East and enjoy lots of FTA channels (mostly from Germany)
JFK made a speech in Berlin at the time of the crisis and said something similar to your "location" comment: Ich bin ein Berliner. It is sometimes reported in the States that although he was trying to say "I am a Berliner" he used words that referred to a jelly donut, so it came out as "I am a jelly donut."
have you seen the Simpsons when Grandpa was in the army on a submarine and JFK also was on that ship and had probed for his speech in Berlin?
JFK had said "Ich bin ein Berliner" and Grandpa cried "A GERMAN!!!".